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Monday, February 21, 2011

Cyber Clean!

Ever heard of this product called Cyber Clean??? What a rip-off! It's a home and office -"High tech Cleaning Compound" that's supposed to deep clean electronic equipment. I picked it up in Thompson this past week-end. I found in the Canadian tire store sitting in this wonderful displayer on the sales floor. The displayer even had a video, playing an infomercial about the lousy shit! I was so excited to try it out on my Blackberry and my dirty old lap top. The product looks and feels like a glob of neon yellow goooo! The idea is to take this shit and simply press and pull and the dirt and grime from your equipment is to pull off onto this snotty goooo stuff. Well it does not do shit! If you see this product anywhere on your travels, give the displayer a good kick with your right foot , right up it's arse!
Thank -you!
Cyber Clean my Ass!

2 comments:

  1. Boo hiss bah! Stupid cyber clean!

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  2. I will be sure to keep my eye peeled for a cyber clean displayer. I've never tried to "arse kick" on, but I have enjoyed a few wrestling matches with displayers in my old store. It could be quite theraputic.

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