Shit I didn't know until now!

One in 500 ppl are born with one blue eye and one brown eye. I myself have a Eye Stye!!!!!!!!! Fuc!!!
Snakes sleep with two eyes open! Too much coffee??????????
Hamsters are very far sighted creatures. Who cares!
The giant squid has the largets eyeball of anything else-18 in accross, the size of a beach ball!
Ppls eyelashes have a lifespan of approx 5 months. I just lost a few with my EYE STYE.
Of all the muscles in the human body, the eye muscles are the most active. Some ppl, their mouth!
Getting ready for work now. It's Sunday. No one should work on Sunday!

Zodiac Signs- Take a look!

Thought you were LEO, Cancer, Aries????? Copy/Paste or click the link below to read some interesting new discoveries regarding how your Zodiac sign may have changed due to the change in Earth's tilt over the years. I'm no longer Cancer but a Gemini! I'm not really into this kinda stuff, just thought it would be of interest because of the discussion we had last Saturday at Cheryl's dinner party.  After hearing Andrea read me my Cancer "Horrorscope"-LOL, and learing of a future near death experience, I'm somewhat relieved to learn that i'm now a Gemini . there's now 13 Zodiac signs not 12. Wow. what a bunch of crap some ppl have been believing over the years. Not me! anyhow click on this link and tell me your new sign, ok?

 http://www.bing.com/search?FORM=MSNSQS&q=new+Zodiac_sign&setlang=SET_NULL&adlt=strict

Ever wonder Why?

When people blow their noses, you ever wondr why they look into their hankies to see what came out? What in the world do they expect to find?

The sign said, ' This door must be closed at all times.' I don't know about you, but to me it kinda defeats the purpose of a fucn door!

I could be a little insensitive here, but it's only in good humour, but i wonder if there would be less litter around the world if blind people were given pointy sticks... My weally bad!

Ever wonder why people really like to sleep? It's the best of both worlds-you get to be alive...and unconscious!!!!

Oxymorons!!!!!

Two words that seem to contradict. I hate Oxymorons!
Virtual Reality
Bittersweet
Short distance
Outer core
Educated Guess
Boneless Ribs
Rock Opera
White Chocolate
Defensive Strike
Going Nowhere
Doing Nothing
Negative growth- What the hell!